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I DID IT!

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Greetings, oh mighty warrior. You are here today because you have performed a feat deemed impossible by the masses and scorned by the Gods. You have fought your way through peril and weariness, writer's block and the flame throwers of the creative world to fulfill your mission. You stand before me now, a knight of the highest order! A 500themes Champion!

*Pauses and waits for the thundrous cheering to die down.*

*5 minutes...*

*10 minutes...*

*15 minutes...*

*30 minutes...*

*Drags in a chalk board and pulls out a handful of nails.*

*Cheering stops. Scared faces. Puts nails away.*

Thank you. Yes, we are all immensely proud of our Champion. That is why they will be awarded with the following.

1! A Certificate of Bragging!
Brag brag brag brag braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag! You've deserved it, Champion.

2! The last and final Badge of Progress
You shall now have 5 badges, each detailing the progress you have made during the course of your journey.

3! The Banner of Success
Cliches are a wondrous thing, aren't they? We bestow this banner upon you, Champion, for your valiant effert against the impossible. You have conquered something not many can, and for that, you are awarded a final prize.

4! In honor of your valiant effert against the impossible and your conquering of the dragon Helios, this Counsel presents you with the following:

*Drummroll please...*

Twelve months of payed account time!

*Explosion of cheers once more.*

*1 hour later...*

Thank you! Now, before the feast that shall be held in our Champion's honor, a note must be made. If our Champion already has a payed account, they may ask for a gift certificate of the same value if they do not wish the time added to their current ammount. That is all.

Let the festivities begin!

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